What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?